Larry the Cable Guy’s roasters included Jeff Foxworthy, Toby Keith and Jeffrey Ross, among others. Some of the best jokes from the night include Jeff Foxworthy’s joke, “I find the best way to enjoy one of Larry’s movies is never put it in the DVD player,” Lisa Lampanelli’s joke, “Larry the Cable guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. T without the acting chops,” and Greg Giraldo’s joke that got straight to the point when Giraldo asked Larry the Cable Guy, “How the f***k are you so popular?”.
James Franco: “This is truly my punishment for the Oscars.The roast of Flavor Flav took place in 2007 and featured roasters like Ice T, Jimmy Kimmel, Snoop Dog and Greg Giraldo. Is that why the rest of you guys are so aggressively fat and dirty? You think if you read one book and take a shower, dicks are just gonna fly into your face?” Apparently if you’re clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you’re super gay now. Natasha Leggero: “Jonah Hill was born and raised in Hollywood, and you can tell – he’s a name-dropper with big tits and an eating disorder.”Īziz Ansari: “Wow, so many gay jokes about James Franco tonight. I think he literally can’t open his eyes enough to see who he’s fucking.” Silverman: “I don’t think James Franco is necessarily gay or straight. Sarah Silverman: “Right before the show Seth Rogen rolled a gigantic fatty, because that was the only way we could get Jonah Hill onto the stage.” He has his own philosophy on this: one for them, five for nobody.” Hill: “You know how you always hear George Clooney and other big movie stars saying, ‘My philosophy for making movies is: one for them and one for me.’ But not my guy James. I mean, fuck her for trying, like, at all!” Everyone was saying James was dead up there! But I think that was Anne Hathaway’s fault. Jonah Hill: “Everyone is gonna make fun of James Franco for the Oscars, it’s obvious.
Kroll: “Just remember, if anyone bombs here tonight, they’re just doing an impression of James Franco at the Oscars.”
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